NOTICE: all catholic women are hereby notified that his holiness has changed masturbation from venial sin to new status of GOOD DEED! Isnt the Vatican II church wonderful? His holiness added " However, in order for a woman to receive the apostolic blessing of GOOD DEED the good deed must be videoed and posted on the internet so that like a fire it may spread goodness throughout the world of the beauty of the human body to all interested men and women so they may watch and receive the benefits." NOTE FROM POST: remember to turn off the ringer on your phone when getting happy on the video, so as to make it longer (and to make the video longer too